QUOTES
"Deep mantle petrology gets me intellectually hot and bothered." -Sarah
"Thats a brutal muffin."
"I like your skin."
"I like your dots."
"TRILO- BITES!"
"Mommy MEEEEOW, I'm a big cat now."
"My children are not animals!...." (a response after 2 children were licking the glass and were told to stop!)
"I sold the fish out of the window, the one that makes the side ways fish face."
"If I had a nickel every time someone told me they wanted a fairy tattoo, I would be one rich lady."
"REE-mixxxx!"- every time the cd player skips on our impressive sound system!
"Life is like a BBQ...
with a dirty grill."
"Oh yea, well I'll just go club a baby seal then use its oil to burn down the rain forest."
"Tell your boss- I know he's a wizard. And I'm gonna catch him one day."
In response to a bruise on Ashley's arm:
"You know, I had a banana with that mark once. And you know what? The whole thing went bad."
"Since you don't think anyone will do anything for you for V-Day, and I don't think anyone will for me, do you want to just do each other?"
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