"Frequently asked questions about Woodrow the Cat"
by Amanda S.
Mineralistic on South Street has a store cat. He gets lots of attention and the staff receives lots of questions about this adorable feline.
1. "Is the cat real?"
A: Yes. He just sleeps very soundly on the counter and is used to people petting him. And besides why would we have a fake cat?
2. "What is the cat's name and or nicknames?"
A: Woodrow. AKA: Woody, Woody wood wood, Dracula, and the boss.
3. How much does Woodrow weigh?
A: 15-lbs on any given day.
4. "Does he bite?"
A: Yes. If you touch his belly, he will bite you.
5. "How old is Woodrow?"
A: Five or six, we really aren't sure.
6. Does he live here?
A: Yes. Woodrow lives in the store. He has his own room.
7. Who's pet is he?
A:Woodrow, is the store cat. He owns us we do not own him. He's the boss.
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